Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
actually, unless your ass is fuckin two dimensional, you’ll probably want to use
to approximate one cheek of a dual-ellipsoid shaped ass
“As I sit here in my cell, sad and alone” OMFGG
I FORGOT THAT BACK WHEN PARIS HILTON WAS IN JAIL, MY DAD WROTE HER LETTER AND SHE SENT US BACK A LETTER AND AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE AND I JUST FOUND THEM AND IM ECSTATIC